A Day, A Week, Hemant, A Year

Yeah, that’s right. I’m soon to be homeless. As in, without a home. On the streets. In a van, down by the river. I was informed a couple days ago that my landlord is moving out of the city (I’m not sure where), so he is selling his rental properties in Saskatoon. The property has been listed as of today, and apparently there is already a couple of people going through to look at it tonight. It’s not going to take long to sell.

So what does this mean to me? Well I have a minimum of thirty days from the selling date to vacate, so at least that gives me a little time to figure something out. I guess not all is bad since this will be the kick in the ass I needed to buy something. I did in fact officially enter the buyers market yesterday after going to view a house in the city. I have my realtor uncle on alert to find me a good deal in this ridiculous market. It’s just going to be really annoying while realtors show my current place. I’m allowed at least 24 hours notice prior to a viewing, but that doesn’t really help much when the viewing is in the evening. I would have appreciated a little more notice that it was going up for sale. At least then I could have gotten out before it actually hit the market. Well I guess if I’m laying on the couch in my underwear everytime they show up they’ll try and schedule during office hours.

Michelle and I decided to take a quick trip to the Rocky Mountains this past weekend. I had been wanting to do this for the last year or so, but just never got around to it. Since Jasper isn’t that far from Saskatoon, and my brother and his family could act as a halfway point in Sherwood Park, we decided to just make it a weekend getaway. We left mid-Friday afternoon and and pulled into my brother’s place around 6:30 where we would spend the night. This gave me the chance to hang out with my nephews who I hadn’t seen since the summer, and introduce Michelle to a piece of my family.

We left Sherwood Park shortly after 7 Saturday morning which had us rolling into Jasper around 10:30. We didn’t have much of plan other than doing some hiking, so we made our way over to the The Jasper Information Centre. It turned out that the person on duty was more interested in going for lunch than in recommending what trails we should venture upon. In all her wisdom she gave us some trail maps to figure things out. While finalizing our route over lunch, we realized that the maps we were given were for the summer trails (I also came to an understanding that I like relish on my burgers). Despite this we felt that the trails on the mountain around Pyramid Lake would work out fine.

We checked into our hotel, The Sawridge Inn, and got dressed for the hike. Our room had a beautiful view of the dining room. The hike we mapped out was to take roughly two hours since we didn’t have a lot of daylight. I’d never been on a hike, let alone one in the mountains so I was quite looking forward to it. Luckily there was snow tracks along the way, because there is not a lot of markers on the trail. After trekking uphill for around ninety minutes, we emerged on a cliff with a great view of the Athabasca River and the surrounding mountains. After firing off some photos, we continued on our journey.

As we plunged deeper into the wilderness we had the privilege of seeing a huge Mule Deer up close as it scurried away. It wasn’t too long from then that we realized we were completely lost. None of the markers were making sense anymore as we tried to figure out what trail we were on in relation to the map. We decided to backtrack a bit and get onto a different trail that coincided with the map. This route would take a little longer, but at least we knew where we were going. Or did we?

Things really started to fall apart as the trail took us higher up the mountain into heavy snowfall. According to our calculations we should have passed a fork in the path some time ago. It definitely seemed like a bad idea to be going higher as we ran out of sunlight. Once again the map made no sense and we were completely turned around. The direction of the sun didn’t jive with what we were seeing on the trails either. I decided to pull out my new Nokia n810 which has a built in GPS to try and get a lock of where we were, or to at least find out what way was north. The stupid thing couldn’t get a proper satellite lock, or was malfunctioning, or was having its signal scrambled by the Borg. Either way, I didn’t realize until later that it was trying to get a satellite lock and was showing old coordinates. I must learn patience.

It was too late to backtrack again since we surely would have run out of light, so we decided to push forward. Since I am a prime human specimen, I had no problem ascending the face of the mountain, but I did have to stop quite often to wait for Michelle. This too didn’t seem like the best idea since the sun wasn’t going to wait for us before setting. After about an hour of climbing uphill, the trail started to descend, and my blood pressure followed suit. We came to a fork in the trail and we thought this would surely let us pinpoint our position. Instead it further confused us since we saw a marker labeled ‘2h’. This wasn’t even an option of where we thought we could have been on the map. It didn’t matter. We continued down the trail with our fingers crossed. It wasn’t long until we heard a car whip by on an invisible road through the trees. We both let out a sigh of relief. At this point we figured we would come out a few kilometres south of where we had parked, but it would be no big deal because we could just follow the road to the car. Instead we were pleasantly surprised to emerge from the trees into the very parking lot we had parked. Happy. Yes. Confused. Completely.

Now that we actually were at a trail map showing our position, we were able to trace where we had been. It turned out that we were in a “wildlife movement area” described to hikers as, “trails that are discouraged for travel in order to restore habitat”. As clueless as we were, we are also convinced that someone had tampered with the trail markers. Our original path was supposed to follow markers ‘2b’ for most of the way, which we did. As it turns out we were on ‘2h’ for the majority of time and never once saw a ‘2h’ marker (except near the end). Michelle thinks that someone ‘jiffied’ the ‘h’ to look like a ‘b’. Conspiracy theorists unite.

Following this debacle, we just went back to the hotel room and got ready for a nice dinner. We walked into the heart of the town and went to a place called Wicked Dave’s. Everything about it was great. I ordered the Hell’s Jerk Chicken which had plenty of warnings in the menu in regards to spiciness. Even the server warned me that it was rated 9/10 on their heat scale. I held strong. As delicious as it was, I think it only warranted a 5/10 on Hemant’s Heat Scale. Following dinner we just crashed back at the hotel since we were completely exhausted from the day’s events.

Sunday we just grabbed some breakfast at the Black Sheep Cafe which was delicious. What was even greater was that they provided free wireless, letting me play with my n810 a little. We bummed around town a bit more and contemplated taking a different route back to Saskatoon, but decided against it since it would have taken a little too long. On that note we said goodbye to the Rockies. While filling gas in Lloydminster, we were lucky enough to be graced by the, “cleanest washrooms in Canada”.

Despite being a super-quick trip, Michelle and I had a great time. Sometimes it’s good to just get out and do something different. Since we had so much fun, we’re already planning our next extended trip to the area this summer. I’m also going to plan our hikes a little better - you know, like taking a flashlight and maybe some matches along with us. I’m just glad that my parents didn’t have to see something like this on the news Saturday night: “Two city slickers require search and rescue operation from beginner mountain trails near Jasper, Alberta, Canada.”

You can see more pictures from the trip below.

• Thumbnails on Flickr
• Slideshow on Flickr
• Thumbnails on Picasa
• Slideshow on Picasa

I was in the networking section of Future Shop the other day, standing by a couple of guys looking at routers.

Younger Dude: So wireless-N is the fastest right now?
Older Dude: That’s right.
Younger Dude: Yeah, but is it going to be too fast?

We all know how annoying fast internet connections can be.